What Happens When the Pizza Guy Can’t ‘Deliver’?

Published by PETA.

Guys, eating meat will certainly show that your heart is hard—but your other parts? Not so much. Cholesterol and saturated fat clog your arteries, which slows blood flow to all organs.

To help Chicagoans keep things, um, flowing during National Pizza Month, PETA is advising the city of pizza lovers to go for tasty vegan pies so that they can keep on loving long after dinner. How? We’re planning to run our retro-style ad “Meat Can Cause Impotence (Director’s Cut)” during The Goldbergs and on Facebook.

The spot will send a friendly reminder about one thing guys should do really fast—and that’s to go vegan, since plant foods also protect against “the big three”: heart disease, cancer, and strokes. And the way that animals are raised and killed for food would turn anyone off.

Zucchini, anyone?

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 Ingrid E. Newkirk

“Almost all of us grew up eating meat, wearing leather, and going to circuses and zoos. We never considered the impact of these actions on the animals involved. For whatever reason, you are now asking the question: Why should animals have rights?” READ MORE

— Ingrid E. Newkirk, PETA President and co-author of Animalkind