Woman Delivers a Whopper

Published by PETA Staff.
< 1 min read
baby boy

I was taught that babies came from a cabbage patch, but I just found out that some babies come from a hamburger patch. According to a recent article, a beef-eating British baby momma gave birth to a nearly 14-pound boy! She’s admitted that she gorged on a boatload of beef throughout her pregnancy, and when she gave birth by Caesarean, it took three people to lift baby Harry out (see, it really does take a village to raise a child). Joked one medical staffer who helped in the delivery, “Have you got a school uniform ready?”

For the love of healthy babies, let’s just hope that Harry isn’t raised on cow’s milk and meat, which are laced with growth hormones. Here are some parting words of advice for the new mom:

  1. Lift with your knees.
  2. Stick with veggie burgers.

Written by Amy Skylark Elizabeth

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