Vegan-Sisqó mash-up time: “Meat’s wrong, wra-wrong, wrong, wrong!” If that doesn’t make you want PETA’s “Vegans Taste Better” thong, which is half of this week’s “Win It” Wednesday, I don’t know what will! The other half is for those who like a looser fit when it comes to their underclothing—a pair of ladies’ zebra print boxer shorts that’ll take your valentine’s zebreath away.
Ready to sport this humane nightwear? Just take some lyrics from your favorite song (don’t worry, you’re not limited to Sisqó’s lyrically rich canon), and come up with an animal-friendly alternative. We’re giving a thong and a pair of boxers each to the two readers who come up with the catchiest verse—so start tapping your inner rhapsodist!
Written by Logan Scherer