Sex Dolls Agree: KFC Blows

Published by PETA.

File this one under “hilarious.”


PETA Asia-Pacific, which may or may not be comprised of drunken frat guys, had a clever demonstration planned in which inflatable sex dolls would assert the fact that “KFC Blows”. Unfortunately the dolls were confiscated by customs officials in the Philippines, who may or may not be lonely men.

PETA Asia-Pacific had planned to take the dolls on a tour of red-light districts, including Pat Pong in Bangkok, Kings Cross in Sydney, Kabukicho in Japan, and the Philippines’ Angeles City. The dolls were confiscated by customs officials when they arrived in the Philippines via U.S.-based package carrier UPS en route to PETA Asia-Pacific’s office in Makati.

“The blow-up dolls were a trouble-free prop because KFC also treats chickens like inanimate objects,” says PETA Asia-Pacific Director Jason Baker. “KFC profits from using crude killing methods—the company has an international obligation to stop torturing the birds who end up dead in its buckets. We’re calling on people worldwide to boycott KFC until the company implements minimal animal welfare standards.”

Next maybe PETA Asia-Pacific will challenge KFC’s executives to Beirut to decide the fate of the 850 million chickens raised and killed for KFC.

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 Ingrid E. Newkirk

“Almost all of us grew up eating meat, wearing leather, and going to circuses and zoos. We never considered the impact of these actions on the animals involved. For whatever reason, you are now asking the question: Why should animals have rights?” READ MORE

— Ingrid E. Newkirk, PETA President and co-author of Animalkind