Remember when George Costanza couldn’t open a condom wrapper? Well, if you’re a resident of NYC, there’s a chance that you might soon find yourself in a similar pickle—all because you won’t want to mar this brilliant design, which we’re entering in the New York City Department of Health’s contest for the best condom-package design:
It’s pretty clear that a cruelty-free diet can slash your chances of suffering from impotence, and many vegan foods are loaded with natural aphrodisiacs. How many other condoms protect you, your partner, and 100 animals per year?
Written by Logan Scherer