Those Pesky Olsen Twins

Published by PETA Staff.
< 1 min read

The dreaded Olsen Twins have been spotted again, hiding their evil, flinty little eyes behind dark glasses and draping their malformed bodies in the skins of tortured animals. No need to hide your children and bar the windows just yet, though, as our dashing hero, PETA VP Dan Mathews, has come to the rescue with a trademark snarky comment:

“Maybe their granny left them those ratty furs. They should have buried the coats with her.”

If you do happen to come across Ashley or Mary Kate in a dark alley somewhere, it’s important not to panic. But do be sure to call animal control immediately if it looks like any of those minks are still alive. And if you happen to run into Dan Mathews, try not to be sassy with him. It never goes well.

TMZ has the full story.

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