Wearing Axe’s new leather-inspired “Instinct” fragrance will not get you mobbed by a horde of horny honeys swooning over the smell of cow hides.
To prove that point, PETA is creating a much more realistic, slaughterhouse-inspired leather scent:
Believe us, if you show up for a date wearing “Instinct,” leather, or even our own “Eau D’ Abattoir,” our first instinct will be to slam the door in your face.
Our advice? Pleather yourself, pronto.
The girls from PETA