On Saturday, Alexandria Mills of Louisville became the first American in two decades to win the Miss World crown. So what does that have to do with the PETA Files, dear reader? Well, proving that her beauty is far more than skin-deep, the new titleholder noted how ironic it was that the other contestants had nicknamed her “KFC.” (Geddit? Since she’s from Kentucky?) After all, she’s a vegetarian.
Written by Jeff Mackey