The Lazy Vegan’s Ice Cream Sandwich
The following article was written by Liam Cronin.
Did you hear? It’s National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, considered by many scholars to be one of the 17 most important days of the year.
Now, we know what you’re thinking, and don’t worry. Many of us have had traumatic experiences eating delicious vegan ice cream sandwiches, only to realize that chocolate-cake matter had become stuck to our fingers. It can be a life-altering event.
But now, thanks to PETA’s PHYSICS (Philanthropic House for the Yearly Study of Ice Cream Sandwiches) division, the millions of vegans around the world can celebrate this important holiday without fear of social disaster! Just follow these simple steps:
And there you have it. Enjoy your celebration of this, the most hallowed of holidays!