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‘Win It’ Wednesday: PETA’s Thong and Boxer Shorts

Written by PETA | February 3, 2010

Vegan-Sisqó mash-up time: “Meat’s wrong, wra-wrong, wrong, wrong!” If that doesn’t make you want PETA’s “Vegans Taste Better” thong, which is half of this week’s “Win It” Wednesday, I don’t know what will! The other half is for those who like a looser fit when it comes to their underclothing—a pair of ladies’ zebra print boxer shorts that’ll take your valentine’s zebreath away.

 

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Ready to sport this humane nightwear? Just take some lyrics from your favorite song (don’t worry, you’re not limited to Sisqó’s lyrically rich canon), and come up with an animal-friendly alternative. We’re giving a thong and a pair of boxers each to the two readers who come up with the catchiest verse—so start tapping your inner rhapsodist!

Enter by posting your revised rhymes in the comments section. The contest ends on February 10, 2010, and we’ll pick the winners on February 12, 2010. Be sure to read our privacy policy and terms and conditions, as you’re agreeing to both by commenting. Good luck!

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  • Brittnie says:

    Fur coatwith the skin underneath. Don’t you know how bad it is to be deceased just like Heath? as in Heath Ledger Animals have heartstoo. Take for example cows can be on a farm standin aroundmindin its business just goin “moo.” Vvvveg! A three letter word it can change your life and can improve your health just like with pills. So tell Micheal Vick that if he says he’s so tough that ima an effin vegan that I am more buff! Chorus They want to touch them! Nooo! They cannot kill them! Ohoo! They’re innocentcentcent! Oh oh Don’t trust Mickey D’s! Never trust Mickey D’s! Won’t trust Mickey D! Cuz you know they’re bad people! Snipet animal friendly version of 3OH!3′s “Don’t Trust Me”

  • Jamie Amoratis says:

    “You’ll be in MY Heart” by Phil Collins is now.. “It’s a Brand New Start” by Jamie Amoratis Come stop your crying it’s gonna be a good life ! Don’t worry nowwe’ll WIN this fight. We will protect u from all around you I promise NOW That I WILL TRY! I KNOW you’re small but I KNOW your STRONG MY arms will hold you keep you safe and warm This bond between us CAN’T be broken This change promises NO MORE WILL DIE! ‘Cuz you’ve GOT a brand new start Yes you’ve GOT A brand NEW start! From this day on Now and forever more You’ve got a brand new start I will HELP in every way! You’ve got this new life now always… Why can’t they understand the way YOU feel? They JUST can’t TRUST what they can’t explain! I KNOW they’d be outa jobs but Let’s end this torture!!! Let’s GO AND hurt them JUST THE SAME!! ‘Cuz you’ve GOT a brand new start Yes you’ve GOT A brand NEW start! From this day on Now and forever more Don’t want to listen to us ‘Cuz they think that they KNOW but they’ll lose this fight now that my love has grown!! They’ll see in time I know!…… When their destiny calls them they’ll be told they’re wrong I may not be with u.. but don’t forget this song.. They’ll see in time!!! I know.. We’ll show them together ‘cuz you’ve got this brand new start! Believe me It’s a BRAND new start! You’ll see they care from this day on now and forever more… Oooh you’ve got this brand new start No matter what they say!! It’s YOUR brand new start always ALWAYS…. They will be with you They will be with you always always and always… No more lookin OVER your shoulder! DON’T look OVER your shoulder but if u look over your shoulder I’ll be there always!!

  • Tabitha says:

    In the Arms of an AngelSarah Mclachlan My lyrics are about the animals in Haiti right now. I hope all of these animals get the love and care they need. Spend all my time waiting for that second chance For the help that will make it ok There’s never a reason to feel not good enough And it’s harder everyday I need some love oh beautiful release Memories seep from my veins They may be empty and weightless and maybe I’ll find some peace tonight in my grave In the arms of the Angels fly away from here From this dark cold place and the endlessness that I fear I am pulled from the wreckage of my silent reverie Im in the arms of an Angel may I find some comfort here So tired of the hate the sacrifice and everywhere I turn There’s vultures and abusers at my back The storm keeps on twisting I keep on running from the lies That they make up for all that they lack It don’t make no difference escaping one last time It’s easier to believe In this sweet madness oh this glorious sadness That brings me down In the arms of the Angels far away from here From this dark cold place and the endlessness that I fear I am pulled from the wreckage of my silent reverie In the arms of an Angel may I find some comfort here

  • sophia hernandez says:

    It’s a sweet lil bunny the animal inside To Look at it I can’t wear its hide I don’t have much money but boy if I did I buy all the capitves so free they can live If I was a trapper but then again no I can’t club seals as they play in the snow I know it’s not much but it’s the best I can do My gift is my vegan life and its for you And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it’s done I hope you don’t mind don’t care you do mind I put it in words How wonderful life is while they’re in the world I sat on the roof saw calf licked off some moss watched some of the horses on the plains as they run across The soy’s been quite good as I munched while I wrote this song It’s for creatures like you that keep it turned on So excuse me if you eat meat but these things I do I do this cuz animals hurt too. Anyway the thing is what I really mean Seeing beasts run wild is really my thing And you can tell everybody this is a song It may be quite simple but now that it’s done I hope you don’t mind I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words How wonderful life with wild beasts in the world

  • Kris says:

    Bob Marley one love Don’t let them all pass their dirty remarks One Love There is one question Vegans would really like to ask One Heart Is there a place for the heartless sinner Who hurts animal kind just to feed his own? Believe me

  • Erin Register says:

    Imagine there’s no meat It isn’t hard to do No food to kill or die for And no animal abuse Imagine all the creatures living life in peace You you may say I’m a vegan But I’m not the only one I hope someday you’ll join us And the world will live as one.

  • Parul Sharma says:

    So In Love WithThis song is a love song about for FRUIS VEGETABLES Think about you all day long. My craving growing strong. It’s my Real Love Jones that goes on and on and on. It’s a fact you’re good for me you are my energy. Can’t wait to get my next taste of… I can’t imagine where I would be if I had to live with no you and me. You make me feel good when you’re inside of me. I can’t pretend to be anything but in love. Ooooh so strong. My craving growing strong. It’s my real Love Jones that goes on and on and on So In Love With My Cherie Amour it’s you that I adore. You feed my body to the core. I want you more and more and more. I like how you nourish me and how you protect me. You’ve got my back and I’m thankful to God for that. It’s your chemistry that benefits me. You help me physically and my psychology. At every meal you’re down connecting me to the ground. I’m so blessed cause you fulfill my every need My phytochemical rainbow bringing colors to my flow. My infatuation never cease it only grows. You’ve got the flavor I crave for The taste that I savor. You’re essential to my body my mind and soul And you satisfy my every appetite. You help me keep it light. I can take you five to nine times a day in all the special ways. You supply vitamins for my life Mom Ooh I love these fruits and vegetables they’re so yummy! Dad Fruits and Vegetables? Mom Hey What are you doing there? Dad I was just walking by. Mom Well you caught me. Dad So you’re in love with fruits and vegetables? Mom Yes and you should be too because they provide you with the essential vitamin A C and E they supply with minerals like iron magnesium and zinc And they help you by giving you phytochemicals which help you stay healthy. So what’ not to love? Everyday I like to be down with the food from the ground. Nutrition by the pound that helps me go round and round and round. Mix it with the exercise and don’t forget the seven to nine. And eight glasses of water per day now that ‘ll keep it tight My Cherie Amour it’s you that I adore. You feed my body to the core. I want you more and more and more. I like how you nourish me and how you protect me So In Love With

  • Parul Sharma says:

    From the Ground Up Never get enough You can never get enough You should never get enough of it From the ground In the morning the best time to eat Energy calling Cause you’re up on you’re feet And what to do your body needs a boost So go with vegetable grain and fruit In the afternoon You’re in my mid day flow Try to keep it light Cause you’re still on the go In the evening It the same old thing you do Because you should never get enough it Chorus From The Ground Up Fruits Grains and Vegetables Why not have yourself some more From The Ground Up From the Ground Nutrition from the ground Fruits and vegetables help in many ways To give our bodies vitamins C E and A And other important nutrients that every human body needs So we can be all we can be I’m loving the grain and yes I like it whole Cause that’s my fiber that keeps my digestion gold And grain has more things like magnesium iron and zinc And plenty of vitamin B With a healthy diet as part of your life Combined with regular exercise If you reduce your fat salt and sugar and increase your water fruits vegetable and grains You’re gonna feel better and you can control your weight So take it from me You should be watching what you eat You don’t have to have all the fat You can cut back on the sweets Fruits grains and vegetables is what your body really need That’s the secret recipe Tomatoes from the ground Potatoes from the ground And since trees are planted in the ground I can say Apples from the ground peaches from the ground

  • Parul Sharma says:

    Cat Stevens Where do the Children Play? Well I think it’s fine building jumbo planes. Or taking a ride on a cosmic train. Switch on summer from a slot machine. Get what you want to if you want ’cause you can get anything. I know we’ve come a long way We’re changing day to day But tell me where do the children play? Well you roll on roads over fresh green grass. For your lorryloads pumping petrol gas. And you make them long and you make them tough. But they just go on and on and it seems you can’t get off. Oh I know we’ve come a long way We’re changing day to day But tell me where do the children play? When you crack the sky scrapers fill the air. Will you keep on building higher ’til there’s no more room up there? Will you make us laugh will you make us cry? Will you tell us when to live will you tell us when to die? I know we’ve come a long way We’re changing day to day But tell me where do the children play?

  • Stacy Amoratis says:

    I see them lookin at ME Like I’m some kinda MEAT.. well GET OUTTA UR SEAT! Why don’t u DO SOMETHING !? LOLOL Britney Spears “Do somethin’”

  • Jamie Amoratis says:

    UNBREAK MY HEART by Toni Braxton is now.. “UnBreak his Heart” by Jamie Amoratis 2310 o Don’t let me see u touch him Don’t go near him againnn Come back and bring back his smile Goand wipe his tears away He needs your arms to hold him now Since life is so unkind Let’s have respect for all animals Can’t we?! Un break his heart Say you’ll LOVE him again Undo that hurt you caused since we ALL hurt them all and decide to eat them Let’s tell our friends! It’d be a BRAND new start!! Let’s un break his heart. If we could just realize.. all the hurt that we cause everyday I think we’d be disgusted and then.. Never touch an animal AGAIN! You won’t forget the day u change.. ..can reinvent yourself.. He said “Life is so CRUEL wout u here beside me.” Un break his heart Say you’ll LOVE him again Undo that hurt you caused since we ALL hurt them all and decide to eat them Let’s tell our friends!! It’d be a BRAND new start Let’s unbreak his heart..

  • Breck says:

    Sweat dreams are made of peas who am I to dis a Pea. I travel the world and the seven Peas. Everybody is looking for some peas. Sung to the tune of “Sweat Dreams” Either Annie Lenox or Marilyn Manson version will suffice. Give Peas a Chance B.

  • nicole licklider says:

    millions of vegans… meat is set free… millions of vegans… veggies for me… millions of vegans… we are not mean… millions of vegans… finally we’re all free… to the tune of PUSA “Millions of Peaches” lovely

  • Jessa Ripley says:

    My Lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen Pigs POV Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a Farmhouse No escape from reality Open my eyes Look up through the bars and see I’m just a poor pig Poor pig I get no sympathy Because they easy come easy go Beat me high beat me low But every time my screams rose Doesn’t really matter to them to them Farmers POV Vegans just killed a pig Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger now he’s dead Vegans his life had just begun But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away Vegans ooh Didn’t mean to make you cry I dont think I can do this any longer But theyll Carry on carry on as if nothing really matters Pigs POV Too late my time has come Sends shivers down my spine Body’s aching all the time Goodbye everybody I’ve got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama oooooooh I don’t want to die Sometimes wish I’d never been born at all Guitar Solo I see a big silhouetto of a man Squealsqueal Squealsqueal I do not want to Die NO! Gunshots and Biting very very frightening Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro Dont hit me Nooooo I’m just a poor pig nobody loves me He’s just a poor pig with a poor pig family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come easy go will you let me go? Bismillah! No we will not let you go Let me go Bismillah! We will not let you go Let me go Bismillah! We will not let you go Let me go Will not let you go Let me go Will not let you go Never never never never Let me go o o o o No no no no no no no Oh mama mia mama mia Mama Mia let me go Beelzepork has the devil put aside for me for me for me! So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye So you think you can hurt me and leave me to die Oh baby can’t do this to me baby Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here Guitar Solo Oooh yeah Oooh yeah Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me Any time my screams rose…

  • Addie H says:

    Nirvana About a Girl or in this case about a seal Original I need and easy friend I do With an ear to led I do Think you fit this shoe I do But you have a clue I’ll take advantage while You hand me out to dry But I can’t see you every night Free Cruelty free version I want you to stop Killing Innocent seals Killing With your hooks and clubs Killing Please listen to my appeals Don’t take advantage while People kill baby seals Boycott the Canada Olympics This year Here’s a link to the original httpwww.youtube.comwatch?vJpMtYqVbhw

  • Jessie says:

    vegetables are yummy and meat is gross you are my veggie darlin and i love you more then death itself

  • mary says:

    These are great. You all are so talented.

  • Caitlin says:

    Theres a Vegan in your closet Open up and set it free Theres a Vegan in your closet Bring tofu so it can eat. Shakira’s animal friendly version of “She wolf”

  • Chrissy says:

    “All I Want Is Tofu” to the tume of Staind’s “All I Want Is You”.. if you don’t know this song play it while you read these lyrics! D Would you eat Your maltese It’s the same As eating beef Oh can’t you see What they must feel No animal should be should be a meal Chorus Meat I live without All I eat now All I want is tofu They call me vegan now Meat I live without All I want is tofu The things they do it’s so cruel Have you seen How they kill your food You will think twice About eating veal No animal should be should be a meal Chorus Meat I live without All I eat now All I want is tofu They call me vegan now Meat I live without All I want is tofu Is tofu Is tofu Is tofu It’s all I eat now Meat I live without All I want is tofu Chorus Meat I live without All I eat now All I want is tofu They call me vegan now Meat I live without All I want is tofu It’s all I eat now Meat I just live without And all I eat is tofu And all I want is tofu.

  • Frannie Tull says:

    I see trees of green cows in the field sweet baby calves who will not become veal and i think to myself what a wonderful world I see skies of blue birds taking flight free roaming dogs who are not forced to fight and Ii think to myself what a wonderful world the turkeys and chickens have space to walk and run and feel the soft feeling of the warmth of the sun I see foxes and bears cozy in their own fur animals free living a life that is pure i hear kittens mew and cute puppies bark seeing them happy brings joy to my heart and i think to myself what a wonderful world yes i think to myself what a wonderful world

  • Kayla Barbaretta says:

    Wake up in the morning feeling like R McDonald Grab my knife I’m out the door I’m gonna hit this city Before I leave kill some chickens with a stab in the back ‘Cause when I leave for the slaughterhouse I ain’t coming back It may not be ‘friendly’ exactly but it would be a great catchy way to teach people about McCruelty

  • eMatt says:

    Hey why aren’t you also giving away sexy underwear for men?

  • amanda says:

    if your a vegan than you shouldnt put meat on it. if your a vegan than you shouldnt put meat on it dont be sad cause you see your a humane eater.if your a vegan than you shouldnt put meat on it. oh oh oh. my humane rendition of beyonce’s single ladies

  • Shelly says:

    I just lost my underwear I don’t know where they went At least they have a vegan message And cost less than 10 and fifty cents. My version of Pink’s “So What” Song

  • Amanda says:

    Yes I can see her Cause every girl in here wanna be her Oh she’s a Vegan I feel the same and I wanna eat with her They say she low down Its just a rumor and I don’t believe em They say she needs to eat meat She think its baddest thing around town She’s nothing like a girl you’ve ever seen before Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood gorge I’m tryna find the words to hang with this girl cause she don’t kill animals The way that booty movin I can’t take no more Had to stop what I’m doin so I can pull up close I’m tryna find the words to become a vegan and be respectful Damn girl Damn who’s a sexy veg A sexy vegan Damn who’s a sexy veg Damn girl VEGANS ARE HOTT

  • tim schwenk says:

    so tired of people that do not understand what we are doing for animals.

  • Josie Phipps says:

    I hope I win…I love it when my tids and bits are provegan also.

  • Rita says:

    I don’t get this… I wanna enter but Idk what I need to do! O

  • Everardo Lopez says:

    Awesome.

  • Kerry says:

    She had them ORGANIC COTTON jeans Boots with FAUX fur The whole club lookin at her My animalfriendly alernative to TPain’s “Apple Bottom Jeans” song