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Those Pesky Olsen Twins

Written by PETA | February 28, 2007

The dreaded Olsen Twins have been spotted again, hiding their evil, flinty little eyes behind dark glasses and draping their malformed bodies in the skins of tortured animals. No need to hide your children and bar the windows just yet, though, as our dashing hero, PETA VP Dan Mathews, has come to the rescue with a trademark snarky comment:

“Maybe their granny left them those ratty furs. They should have buried the coats with her.”

If you do happen to come across Ashley or Mary Kate in a dark alley somewhere, it’s important not to panic. But do be sure to call animal control immediately if it looks like any of those minks are still alive. And if you happen to run into Dan Mathews, try not to be sassy with him. It never goes well.

TMZ has the full story.

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  • kelly says:

    they suck i used to love them now i cant even look at them without wanting to “!”!

  • silvia says:

    Poor anorecxic girls they’re embarresed to show their uglyass body so they try using behind fur. Maybe you girls should try to buy something more useful like food!!!!!!!!!!

  • Caroline says:

    How sad and shocking that once people grow up they can become so hardhearted and selfish. Life of another creature is never their priority and concern. Damn all the furwearing morons. Caroline

  • k-la says:

    i love marykate and ashley but the fur is making my sick!!!! they need to learn about whats suffering from their discustic sense of fashion. whats funnny is that i heard that marykate is a vegetarian… but what kind of vegetarian would kill an animal for a coat ??? marykate needs to go back to rehab and ashely needs her daddy to take away her credit card. hkjhkjhfd

  • jim ward says:

    I am an active supporter of PETA here in the Philippines. I must say tho I think PETA is WRONG to attack them on the anorexia issue comment of malformed bodies as this is a disease which like animal rights deserves compassion. Jim WardBLISS Cafe Baguio City

  • sarah says:

    gag me with a spoon. fur really is for beautiful animals and ugly people.

  • Tom says:

    Total proof that money doesn’t buy class.

  • Lauren says:

    Hopefully no one would look to these girls for fashion advice…I mean one of them looks like a homeless crack addict and the other one is constantly sporting this idiotic pout. I’d rather be dressed by Lil’ Kim than the Olsen Twins.

  • Patricia says:

    Shame………… Have they no Heart?????? I guess not. Animals suffering for they fur!!!!!!!!!!!! Beauty comes from the inside. You do not need a fur coat for that. Remember whatever we do will be returned three times. The good and the bad.

  • Niki says:

    Everyone needs a chance to be educated. These girls are so sheltered they likely DON’T KNOW where fur comes from or how it is obtained. Let get the word out to them!

  • wendy says:

    People who wear fur off the pain and terror of innocent animals are wearing shame and ignorance. They are a walking example of evil depravity and moral deprivation. Lord have mercy.

  • Marianne Christensen says:

    The Olsen twins are not the only ones who needs to learn about the animal cruelty in the fur industry. The rapperssingers likeSnoop Dogg P.Diddy Akon and Lil’Kim should also be told to stop wearing jackets with fur trim and fur coats. Has any journalist ever asked them if they know that they are supporting animal abuse and cruelty as long as they wear anything with fur?!!

  • Emma says:

    I hate the olsen twinsthey should get rid of the fur!!

  • Leah says:

    Those girls are no rolemodels. And to think they influence our nation’s youth?

  • Alexandra says:

    If only those two fucktards could put themselves into those animals’ shoes. They don’t seem to understand we are animals like them… Bitches… 3Alex

  • Kayla Rae Worden says:

    Those Olsen twins need to get the animals off their backs!

  • Kris Shulfer says:

    olsen twins maybe take some time and watch a PETA video to see where these furs you wear come from beginning to end the torture skinning alive electricution all so you think you look nice well you look disgusting ditch the fur and consider what you wear and what gets killed in the process. i think youd have a change of heart. sunshine stevens point wi

  • Danielle says:

    How sad there are so many heartless people in the world. Until they stop wearing fur I won’t watch any show or movie they are in and that won’t be difficult because 99 of my t.v. time is on Animal Planet anyway.

  • Luna says:

    They are beyond rich and clueless. When EVERYTHING in life is that easy for you what do you care that people are mad at you for wearing fur or leather or eating meat? Maybe money will buy them a new conscience? Hey Olsen’s howz about sending some of dat mula on over to Ct? Our city’s animal shelter is in dire need of it. The animal shelter in my city is beyond run down. It is so bad that there are petitions all over the internet begging city officials to make some changes and quick.More animals are being “humanely” euthanized per month than were euthanized the entire year a few years ago!

  • Liz says:

    I’m totally opposed to wearing fur but I find myself more than a little upset after reading that. While I appreciate their agenda I feel like Dan’s and others comments are a bit childish and unnecessarily rude. I realize they’re trying to deter celebrities and others from wearing fur but I have a feeling it does more harm than good. I think it’s especially damaging to the repuation of vegetarians vegans and people who care about animal rights. I think it’s always in everyones best interest to try and solve differences in a respectful and positive way. I know tons of ppl will think that sounds really lame but oh well. I feel just as strongly about treating people with respect as I do animals. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar and all that kind of stuff. Just a thought.

  • jackie says:

    stop buying fur and buy some new stockings

  • Martina says:

    These two girls seem to be so uneducated! They might think that fur grows on trees…. Take your glasses off girls watch the PETA videos about the fur industry and get rid of these dead animals! Do something good with all these millions that you’ve got. You do not even deserve having it….

  • Renee says:

    I like MK and Ashley! Anyway do you even think that they care what some pesky PETA people care? I know i wouldnt!

  • Im Rude says:

    well leave thoose fashonistas out of it yo!

  • Kelley says:

    Two ugly little girls with very ugly habitsI’d feel sorry for htem if I saw them ont the streets here in Pittsburgh unless they were wearing fur. Then I’d try to make their lives even more miserable than they probably are.

  • Amy says:

    I love MaryKate Ashley but i agree.. if they want to keep warm they could try wearing pants

  • Denise says:

    They might be rich but you can’t buy class. OLSEN TWINS…ditch the fur!!!

  • kerim says:

    the answer is very simple there are people in this world who never learn the lesson!