Naked Man Gives Congress Frank Advice
When members of Congress took a lunch break from haggling over Obamacare, they were greeted on Capitol Hill by a naked man with several heads of lettuce.
The majority whipped their heads around to see PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door, Zachary Koval, and the “Lettuce Ladies” as they handed out free vegetarian/vegan starter kits. And if that sight weren’t enough to make the reps drop their smartphones, the tantalizing aroma of hundreds of piping-hot veggie dogs was.
After this show of agreement by all parties, will Congress be making a bipartisan leap to declare its independence from meat? Stay tuned …