Kristina “I can veganize anything” Addington—an accomplished cook—will help the highest bidder in Louisville, Kentucky, shop for $100 dollars’ worth of groceries (on our dime), and then she’ll cook a gourmet vegan meal for up to six people! Don’t live in Louisville? Don’t worry—PETA will soon be renting vegans in a town near you. Until then, take advantage of this priceless shopping and cooking companion.