Did you see last night’s episode of The Office? You may have guessed that my favorite part was at the end, when Michael, clad in his new fur coat, told us this valuable lesson: “You should know that some people think it’s cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.” Bwaha! That’s true—although flour does seem to be more popular these days.
Original Office star Ricky Gervais spoke out against fur, too, when he teamed up with PETA Europe in the worldwide fight to stop Canadian bears from getting slaughtered for silly hats.
All of you Office fans can breathe a sigh of relief—the coat they used to film the episode was (hooray!) faux. However, if Michael Scott were a real person, he very well could have marched into his nearest Burlington Coat Factory and bought himself a hideous dead skin. That’s right, for all of you who were wondering (and for all of you who called and e-mailed us to ask), “Burlington Death Factory” does, in fact, sell actual fur—a fact that we happily informed everyone who asked.
So, figuring that Burlington might notice a sudden drop in its sales right when all the conscientious consumers are gearing up for the holiday season, we were kind enough to send its execs an e-mail with an explanation: Hey Burlington, we told everyone who asked that you sell fur, and we suggested other (fur-free) places where they can take their money.
So, hey, Burlington, how about you follow other retailers like Zappos.com, Burton, and so many others and change your furry ways? We’ll even accept your leftover fur stock as a taxable donation. Sweet of us, right?
Written by Amanda Schinke