PETA’s State of the Union Undress to Premiere

It’s official: President Obama’s State of Union address will air on January 27. Of course, this announcement has John and Jane Does everywhere wondering—but not about possible GOP outbursts or changes to the rules of the game.

Here’s the hot topic on caring viewers’ minds: When will PETA’s annual State of the Union Undress be aired—and will the bodacious speaker reveal the naked truth of PETA’s titillating 2009 victories and 2010’s targets? We will tell you that PETA’s State of the Union Undress will premiere this Wednesday, but we won’t strip away all the mystery. What fun would that be? You’ll have to wait and watch. But we wouldn’t leave you without any hint of things to come, though: Here’s a taste of what you’ll see:

 One thing is certain: PETA’s State of the Union Undress will be a rousing speech. We bet you’ll get up and cheer.

Written by Karin Bennett