15. This goose, who lost something in this field but isn’t even worried about it

HAPPINESS RATING: 2/10

14. This dog, because, zomg, look at the water

HAPPINESS RATING: 2.5/10

(Check out her inspiring story here.)

13. These turtles, who are having what I assume is the turtle equivalent of a pizza party

HAPPINESS RATING: 3/10

You’d have a pizza party, too, if you had been rescued from an exotic-“pet” breeder.

12. These  bunnies, who are at what I assume is the bunny equivalent of the snack table

HAPPINESS RATING: 3.1/10

11. This piglet, who is exactly as filthy as he wants to be

HAPPINESS RATING: 4/10

(Pigs roll in the mud to keep cool. Check out more pig facts here.)

10. This goat, who is mid-blink but still very happy

HAPPINESS RATING: 4.76/10

9.   This squirrel, who’s nutty

HAPPINESS RATING: 5.6/10

8.   These donkeys, who are straight cuddlin’

HAPPINESS RATING: 6/10

7.   This bear, who likes to splash

HAPPINESS RATING: 7/10

He probably never got to splash in the tiny cage that he was rescued from.

6.   These rescued hamsters, who have a li’l’ chair

HAPPINESS RATING: 8.5/10

5.   This rescued rat, who has a “hello, kitty” drawer

HAPPINESS RATING: 8.6/10

4.   These beagles, whose ears and tongues just CAN’T BE TAMED

HAPPINESS RATING: 9.99999999/10

Those are “we were just rescued from an animal testing laboratory” faces.

3.   This dog, who is ROLLING JOYOUSLY IN THE SNOW

HAPPINESS RATING: 10/10

2.   THESE BABY ELEPHANTS

ALL THESE BABY ELEPHANTS

HAPPINESS RATING: 132/10

(Elephants born in Ringling Bros.’ training compound didn’t make this list. Find out why.)

 1. THIS PIG—OH MY GOSH, THIS PIG!

HAPPINESS RATING: 156,205,104/10

Want to make more animals happy? Try vegan.