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Woman Delivers a Whopper

Written by PETA | April 26, 2010

baby boy

I was taught that babies came from a cabbage patch, but I just found out that some babies come from a hamburger patch. According to a recent article, a beef-eating British baby momma gave birth to a nearly 14-pound boy! She’s admitted that she gorged on a boatload of beef throughout her pregnancy, and when she gave birth by Caesarean, it took three people to lift baby Harry out (see, it really does take a village to raise a child). Joked one medical staffer who helped in the delivery, “Have you got a school uniform ready?”

For the love of healthy babies, let’s just hope that Harry isn’t raised on cow’s milk and meat, which are laced with growth hormones. Here are some parting words of advice for the new mom:

  1. Lift with your knees.
  2. Stick with veggie burgers.

Written by Amy Skylark Elizabeth

Commenting is closed.
  • Christine says:

    I hope she was tested for gestational diabetes. What OB in his right mind would let an unborn baby grow so huge?

  • The Hamburgler says:

    You’ll never get mee seee? Ima jangle all yo whoppers ynuh

  • Rev. Meg Schramm says:

    Just one question has the mother been tested for diabetes? One of the symptoms of diabetes in women is bearing a child with a birthweight of over 10 pounds.