Woman Delivers a Whopper
I was taught that babies came from a cabbage patch, but I just found out that some babies come from a hamburger patch. According to a recent article, a beef-eating British baby momma gave birth to a nearly 14-pound boy! She’s admitted that she gorged on a boatload of beef throughout her pregnancy, and when she gave birth by Caesarean, it took three people to lift baby Harry out (see, it really does take a village to raise a child). Joked one medical staffer who helped in the delivery, “Have you got a school uniform ready?”
- Lift with your knees.
- Stick with veggie burgers.
Written by Amy Skylark Elizabeth
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