This Valentine’s Day, Say the 3 Little Words She REALLY Wants to Hear

Published by PETA Staff.
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Fellas, are you suffering under the misguided notion that what we gals want for Valentine’s Day is pricey jewelry or big bouquets? Wrong. Take it from a woman: All we really want on the day of love is to have a fun, romantic evening with you. And if that evening stretches into the next morning, well … all the better.

So instead of shelling out big bucks for heart-themed knickknacks, why not give your lady a gift she will really appreciate for years to come: Try vegan.

Meat, eggs, and dairy products are loaded with saturated fat and cholesterol, which slow down blood flow to all the body’s organs, boys. So it’s no wonder that meat-heavy diets have been linked to higher rates of impotence.

Two sizzling PETA beauties have been playing Cupid this week, canvassing Ohio and Pennsylvania to tell people exactly why virile vegans make better lovers.

Vegans are Hot

Take their advice: For a red-hot Valentine’s Day that not even the latest winter storm can quell, pull your gal close, lean into her ear, and whisper those three little words: “I’ve gone vegan.”

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