Sex Expert Ron Jeremy Offers Denver, Colorado, Some Sound Advice

Denver may be the most sexually active city in the country, according to the local CBS affiliate, which just reported on a study that actually came out in 2008 (something the affiliate didn’t notice when it reported the story). And since there are at least 2,008 good reasons to spay or neuter companion animals, PETA is erecting this, ahem, large image of Ron Jeremy just outside the city:

Unaltered animals get it on like, well, porn stars. Just one female cat and her offspring can produce 36 more cats in just a year and a half, and an unneutered male can sire dozens upon dozens of litters. Since millions of animals have to be euthanized in the U.S. every year for lack of a good home, sex expert Jeremy joins PETA in advocating cutting those “sex scenes”—by spaying and neutering!