Ronald McDonald Goes the Way of the Marlboro Man?

Hot on the heels of news that some doctors are recommending that elementary school–age kids be put on statin drugs (seriously—I wish I were making it up) comes a better prescription for dealing with the side effects of the childhood obesity epidemic. Several of the U.K.’s leading doctors are recommending a junk-food jihad.

“If we were really bold, we might even begin to think of high-calorie fast food in the same way as cigarettes—by setting stringent limits on advertising, product placement, and sponsorship of sports events,” said Professor Terence Stephenson, president of the Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health.

Meanwhile, PETA is taking the Detroit Public Library system and Detroit’s first lady to task for bribing encouraging kids to read books by promising them a free McDonald’s Happy Meal. Hopefully, kids will turn up their noses at this shameless gimmick after they read That’s Why We Don’t Eat Animals, a copy of which PETA has sent to the library.

Written by Alisa Mullins