Ronald McDonald Gets Creamed

This weekend, an attempt by Ronald McDonald to con San Francisco youngsters into eating more greasy, artery-clogging burgers and McNuggets was interrupted by an anonymous “chicken,” who apparently was not going to take McDonald’s abuse of chickens lying down.

Here comes the wind-up …

Note the artful splatter of the vegan cream.

Mr. Chicken makes his getaway in his trusty “old school” Vans.

Here’s hoping Ronald got the message that he needs to start treating chickens with a little more respect. Switching to CAK would be a good start.

Written by Alisa Mullins