Don’t Test on Me

So very recently we revamped the PETA Catalog. Yes, it looks great, and yes, the layout is exceedingly pretty. But whatever. Because there is one massive flaw in the design, which I have brought to the urgent attention of the PETA higher-ups. The image for the lovely “Don’t Test on Me” ringer T-shirt, which used to look like this:

now looks like this:

Outraged? Me too. Did they not like my smile? Was there something wrong with my hair? Or were they sooooo busy campaigning to end the suffering of millions of animals in pointless experiments that they didn’t have just a few minutes to think about how it would make me feel to be unceremoniously replaced on the screens of countless compassionate T-shirt purchasers with a decapitated, armless torso? It makes me livid to even think about it.