Sunday night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Snoop Dogg discovered how hot dogs are “mizzade”—and he was openly disgusted, prompting PETA (whose motto reads, in part, that “animals are not ours to eat”) to send him a care package of tasty vegan hot dogs.
We caught your appearance on “Howz It Mizzade” and praise you for the smart move of getting out of the Dogg eat (hot) dog game. Who knows what’s in those nasty things? Well, for starters, pigs who squealed louder than the tires on a Wienermobile being chased by PETA. Because we want you to be well fed, we’ll be sending you a selection of tasty vegan dogs, which will pair nicely with a little gin and juice. These cruelty-free dogs are better for your health, keep it real, and pack all the flavor without all the nasty bizzle. They are loaded with protein, fiber, and spices—so sizzle these on the grizzle, and we think you’ll love them fo’ shizzle.
Andrew Bernstein and the PETA Team