Ah, Moe’s. Your Art Vandalay Burrito—a dee-lish medley of black beans, rice, pico de gallo, and guacamole—always ensures a “happy meal.”
But you, McDonald’s, with that scary clown pimping your packages of abused and bruised chickens—you always ensure a very unhealthy, unhappy meal.
For this week’s “Win It” Wednesday, we’re giving away 10 of PETA’s spoof “Unhappy Meals.” Each “meal” contains a “blood”-filled packet with a message urging Mickey D’s to “Ketchup With the Times,” a paper cutout of a menacing Ronald McDonald with PETA’s parody “i’m hatin’ it” logo, a “bloody” plastic chicken, and a “McCruelty” T-shirt wrapped up to resemble a sandwich. It’s a chicken defender’s best weapon in the campaign to wipe out the fast-food giant’s suppliers’ worst abuses of countless birds.
Score yours by telling us about the vegetarian meal at your favorite fast-food joint or other restaurant that makes your belly the happiest.
Written by Karin Bennett