PETA’s Best Attempts to Get Into the Super Bowl …

Published by PETA Staff.
2 min read

Like most people, one of my favorite things about the pre-game Super Bowl hype is hearing about the commercials that will run during the game. This is particularly true this time around, since (due to a calculating error by the NFL) the Redskins didn’t make it into the playoffs this year. But is it me or is the hype around this year’s field of ads virtually non-existent? Granted, nothing will ever come close to that Mean Joe Green Coke spot—or even the GoDaddy ad, but come on ad folks, what’s the deal—are you waiting for PETA to submit its spot to be rejected to get the pre-game ad media frenzy started?

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Sexy Sausage Milk Gone Wild Turkey Terror

Sorry to disappoint, but, this year we decided to take a different approach. Rather than create yet another brilliant spot that is summarily rejected, we decided just to dig into the vault and re-release some of our past Super Bowl classics.

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Fix Cats Your Coat?

Take a look and let us know what your favorite is. My money is on the pillow fighting co-eds arguing over whether dolphins or unicorns are cuter. The one about the young ladies with udders is kind of amazing too, if a little disturbing. I seriously can’t understand why they rejected these masterpieces. Anyway, with PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian 2006—Prince himself—performing at the halftime show, maybe we don’t even need an ad this year …

 

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