The Marketing Dept. Goes to Johnny Rockets!

Every now and then, my department at PETA gets together outside of work to do a little teambuilding, brainstorm some brilliant new ways to help animals, and swap nasty rumors about people in the other departments. For the most recent social event, we decided to hit up Johnny Rockets to take advantage of the 2 for 1 Streamliner deal I’ve been talking up. Apart from a few tense moments trying to talk my friend Joel down from ordering four veggie burgers just for himself, the whole thing went really smoothly. Mylie told us all about the latest weird hippie stuff she’s been getting up to, Tracy (my boss) talked a bit about her husband’s sweet-ass band, and the staff at Johnny Rockets loved seeing a table of 10 scarf down a week’s supply of veggie burgers like they were nothing.

Anyway, there you have it, Johnny Rockets veggie burgers: Healthy, delicious, and 2 for 1 until the end of the month. I can highly recommend it if your office does department lunches like mine does. Hell, if you work someplace that doesn’t spend all its money on helping animals, maybe you can even get them to pay for it.