Bristol Palin’s Indecent Costume

Even though Bristol Palin will be shaking her moneymaker all over the Dancing With the Stars stage this fall, she can’t seem to stop talking about how she’ll be wearing the “most modest outfits” on the show. Now, proving that the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree, Bristol is following in the blood-soaked footsteps of her grisly mama, Sarah—who never met an animal she didn’t want to kill (or so she would have us believe)—by insisting that the show’s costumers cover her stretch marks with massive amounts of fur.

OK, Bristol—first of all, despite all your supposed concern for your modesty, everyone knows that when Levi said, “If you loved me, you would,” you gave it up faster than your mama gave up the governorship. So, honey, that tacky cruise ship has sailed. And covering yourself with animal pelts is not only immodest, it’s also obscene. Luckily, PETA has confirmed that no real fur will be used on Dancing With the Stars.

Know of any other folks who don’t “get it” about fur? You might want to keep some of these handy.

Written by Jeff Mackey