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You’re a Crazy Cat Lady If …

Are you a crazy cat lady? Take this quiz to find out …

1. You use a lint roller on your furniture on a weekly basis.

2. You know that no outfit is complete without at least one layer of fur—the kind no animals were harmed for, of course!

3. You’ve made scooping poop a ritual that happens multiple times a day.

4. You rely on the sound of purring, rather than a sound machine, to get a good night’s sleep.

5. You gladly suffer neck cricks and back aches instead of moving a sleeping cat. Who needs a whole pillow to themselves anyway?

6. You would cut off your own fingers before you would declaw your catIt’s pretty much the same thing.

7. Your Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram feeds are all filled with photos of your cat(s). And you don’t care if the cat-haters unfriend you!

8. You believe that cat towers are pieces of art.

9. You actively root against University of Wisconsin–Madison football. RIP Double Trouble. </3

10. You don’t need a week dedicated to celebrating cats because every week is Cat Week! >^..^<

Congratulations! If any of these statements describe you, then you are a crazy cat lady. Welcome to the club.

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  • tumbleweed20 says:

    uh oh….I’m there!

  • daichner says:

    Have two indoor babier, mama on my patio with four babies, and 8 that just come by to eat and visit. Love them all.

  • Debbie M says:

    Eleven inside and a stray/feral colony of almost 20 outside that I care for. It is not unusual for me to go to the grocery store and spend $100 or more and get maybe only a loaf of bread or a few cans of soup for me and my husband and the rest cat food and litter. My husband was a dog person until we got together and God bless him, he has converted to a cat-man and hasn’t divorced/committed me yet!

  • Angelica says:

    Today i found cat sleeping under chair in street. The blackwhite cat like picture number 3 with same gesture

  • PIA ADORABLE says:

    My 3 beautiful long haired himilayan “children” are the loves of my life! They bring me more joy than any human ever has. They make my life worthwhile.I raised all three from birth.My two girl kitties are 20 years old and my boy kittie is 19! My vet is amazed that they have lived to be so old. Most persians and and himilayans only live 15 years at the most. They have actually taken care of me thru thick and thin, thru husbands and boyfriends and sickness. I thank God for my three beautiful Kitties, they are my heart!

  • ExPatKaterina says:

    I am the “crazy expat-American lady living, working and loving all my cats on the beautiful island of Chios, Greece! there are so many ferrels here, cats, and dogs, I have “adopted” up to 25-30 at one point-or should I say they “adopted” me?…At this moment I am Mom and Step-Mom to around 10-inside, outside, visiting etc…and loving every moment I spend with them!

  • Lawfawnduh Dynamite says:

    I have 43 indoor cats (I’m not a hoarder-I swear). My husband, Kip, and brother-in-law, Napoleon, play with them all day long. It makes my heart so happy to see the everlasting bond between my animal and human companions. I’m a huge supporter of PETA, forever and always.

  • Mimi Kervina-Thompson says:

    My love of cats (and just a teeny bit less of dogs) is life-long and I am so happy that my daughter feels the same. They are, for me, just like kids who never grow up.

  • Dale Eggers says:

    i am a CRAZY CAT LADY with lots and lots of cats. My CRAZY CAT MAN hubby and i live on a houseboat with all __ __ of them!! im not allowed to fill in the blanks!
    i get grief from my own kids about them but i think they are just jealous!!

  • ellie says:

    I love my cats….I have two inside and about 4 to 5 ferals outside. I just recently tripped over the hose feeding the ferals and sprained and fractured my foot…..I have a pillow on my bed to raise my foot on and my cat sleeps on it and I would never move her or disturb her I can find another spot to raise my foot. my son finds this strange

  • Jenny Picton says:

    I love ALL animals but awww our cats,(and our dogs 🙂 ) are our family’s babies 🙂 They have sooo much love and fuss between me, hubby and our two older teenage boys – it really is the most soothing feeling in the world – for both the humans and animals in our household 🙂

  • Hollie says:

    I prefer the term “Lady Who Is Aware of How Amazing Cats Are.” My boyfriend often teases me about how even in my sleep I will shift into all kinds of bizarre positions to avoid shifting a kitty out of place.

  • Alexander says:

    Well, damn, I’m a guy and I must be a crazy cat lady, because ALL of them fit me 😐

    My neck hurts…

  • Beth Nugen says:

    I am proud to be a cat lady of 6 cats!!!!

  • JennyM says:

    >^..^< How cute & how true! New Zealand has the highest ratio of "cat ownership" (a totally inaccurate description, as all cat-lovers know!) in the world! My husband & I happily share our lives with three cats, all with unique personalities & wouldn't be without them!

  • sandra mason says:

    I have 11 indoor cats and I love them with all my heart. they take precendence over EVERYTHING. but, I do not consider myself at all crazy.

  • Allison says:

    I ended up with cats that nobody contacted me about adopting. I was the only one they knew as mamma, so I decided to keep them, and not return them to the shelter! I am crazy about my cats, but I ain’t crazy. I CARE about my cats, AND I take good CARE of them! No hoarding here, just trying to be responsible. I love them all, and they are all so different from each other, not one alike! Go cat ladies!

  • chander kumar soni says:

    so crazy.

  • Carol A Murawsky says:

    I have lived with cats for 60 years. I participated in cat rescue for many, many years and needless to say, have taken in numerous strays in the neighbourhood. What wonderful, delightful and faithful companions they are. It is so sad when they leave us.

  • Mandy says:

    I love this. My cat is my baby and I am def a super crazy cat lady,,He is the king of my house. God bless my cat!

  • Cathy Grimwood says:

    Only a crazy cat lady would buy a king size bed so “Trixie” has room too..and my husband and I still end up on the edge of the bed ! I would lay down my life for my cat.

  • Tawny says:

    I’m a proud cat lady. I was adopted by lovely felines and they have trained me well. 🙂

  • Medallion's Momma says:

    Medallion’s breakfast is prepared before mine, his litter box cleaned before the bathroom, and his treats, dry food, and wet food, always stocked befroe my groceries are bought. Of course I wouldnt have it any other way, he was once living outsiade, and now makes a pretty good living inside a warm and loving home, where he knows he is loved.

  • Nicola says:

    PETA, you forgot facial expressions. We crazy cat ladies know their facial expressions. I have five and my lodger has two and I love love love them all. Crazy cat lady, me. Defiant and proud! 😀

  • Don Randall says:

    Is there such a thing as a crazy cat man? I wasn’t at all surprised that I answered yes to so many of the questions, but I can only understand why that might make me a crazy cat person, not a crazy cat lady. 🙂

  • Marda DeWet says:

    I would be deeply offended ifi was not regarded as a crazy cat lady. My cat children would be horrified and start a petition! the world is full of ray catladies riding on their broomsticks to visit their friends and fur children especially at night!