If I hear that annoying “Viva Viagra” song one more freakin’ time, I’m seriously going to stop watching football on TV. Judging by the number of Viagra commercials that are assaulting the airwaves during televised NFL games, quarterbacks aren’t the only ones fumbling in the sack. That’s why we’re trying to erect our “Veggie Viagra” billboard in cities with NFL teams, starting with Kansas City.
Not to be a Monday morning quarterback, but if Chief fans want to score before, during, or after Sunday night football, all they have to do is bench the barbecue and burgers and load up on dee-lish vegetarian tailgating party picks instead. After all, what goes on in the kitchen has a lot to do with what goes on—or doesn’t—in the bedroom.
Why can’t carnivores keep up with the “Johnsons”? The cholesterol in meat, eggs, and dairy products causes hardening of the arteries, slowing the flow of blood to all vital organs—not just the heart. Vegetarians, on the other hand, save 100 animals every year and have sex about 100 times a month. I’m kidding about the sex part. It could be more.
Written by Amy Elizabeth
