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PETA's Quiz Reveals Whether You're a Purr-fect Companion!

Are you your cat’s knight in shining armor? Or are you a cat’s nightmare?

Rate your performance from the cat’s perspective and see if you are the cat’s pajamas—the conscientious person who has kitty’s safety and well-being in mind at all times.

Give yourself one point for every yes answer:
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Tal Feeding Winston
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1 I have spayed/neutered my cat(s).
2 I never let my cat(s) out unattended (give yourself two points if you have provided an escape-proof yard or other cat exercise area).
3 I always keep the litter box clean.
4 I am always on time with meals.
5 My cat(s) can see out of at least one window without having to behave like a contortionist.
6 I know the signs of painful, lifethreatening cystitis, a painful urinary tract infection. If Tiger urinates in strange places, I rush him to the vet.
7 I take time to play with my cat(s) every day, even on days when I‘m busy or in a bad mood.
8 I never forget to kiss my cat goodby when I leave home.
9 I frequently bring home presents. (These can be as inexpensive as a dried leaf or a pine cone.The important part is to make an Academy Award-style presentation.)
10 I always keep the dryer door closed and check for sleeping cats before switching it on.
11 I never smoke in the vicinity of my cat’s sensitive nostrils.
12 I give my cat fresh water and scrub out all bowls at least once a day.
13 I would never give my cat a “human medicine.”
(Aspirin makes cats very ill. And just one Tylenol can kill them.)
14 I have provided for my cat in case of my death. (Find out more online at HelpingAnimals.com.)
15 There is a sticker on my front door that reads, “In case of fire or emergency, please rescue my cats.” (Order a “Please Rescue!” sticker from PETAMall.com.)
16 My cat is always attired in break-away neckwear with a current address and phone number emblazoned on it.
17 I would never declaw my cat. (If your cat came to you declawed, you can still score a point if you have tracked down and educated the perpetrator.)
18 I never board my cat when I go on vacation.
19 I never allow the vet to keep my cat overnight— the only exception is if he or she is extremely injured or ill at the emergency office.
20 I would never fly my cat in a plane’s cargo hold.
21 I would never give away my cat to someone else (exceptions here would be imprisonment, hospitalization, incapacity, and military dispatch in time of war).
22 I never push my cat off the bed or furniture.
23 I never yell or swear at my cat.
24 I would never leave my cat in the care of children, strangers or people whose reliability I had not verified.

How Did You Score?
Ingrid NewkirkAny score below 16 demands your immediate remedial training. Start right now with this excerpt from PETA’s Love That Cat! CD. Remember all those times that you resolved to eat less fat and then ordered the fries? This is not like that. This is serious business. You must decide immediately to change your stripes. If you don't, your cat will never adore you.

If you scored 20 or more I'll be moving in wth you.


Find Out more
Love That Cat!• For $5.00 and less than 90 minutes' time, you can become a PETA-certified cat expert. Our Love That Cat! CD, narrated by “kittyphile” Ingrid E. Newkirk, is the perfect gift for anyone who wants to speak “cat.” It is a great compliment to 250 Things You Can Do to Make Your Cat Adore You without the reading! Click here to listen to an excerpt of Love That Cat!

• Order a copy of 250 Things You Can Do to Make Your Cat Adore You by Ingrid E. Newkirk. Order via PETA’s catalog online at PETAMall.com or by calling 757-622-7382, extension 1510.

• Visit HelpingAnimals.com for tips and advice on how to improve life for cats.