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Zombies Hate KFC

Written by PETA | October 27, 2007

Since the Halloween season is upon us and all that, I wanted to share this bit of Halloween trivia with you. Zombies hate KFC. Seriously, they hate it. In fact, they hate it so much that they held a protest at a KFC in Moscow, ID, with signs reading “I’d Rather Be Dead Than Eat at KFC”. Unfortunately for this group of zombies, their photographer only got shots of their signs reading “Aurgh Graun Uargh”. But you get the idea. If you’d like to do your own zombie-themed KFC demo, click here.

And since you asked . . . No, I am not dressing up for Halloween. In fact, I’d rather go naked than dress up for Halloween.


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  • Bonnie says:

    So when you boycott chicken do you boycott all of the Yum brand franchise, like taco bell, and pizza hut, and A&W, oh and long john silvers….all of them plus kfc are owned by the same company…just saying

  • Caboose says:

    Firebird Im sure congress would use DU shells In Bush’s hamster wheel of a mind Nucaler FTW! I am so smart

  • Caboose says:

    Firebird CongressDurrrrrr……. Dont expect congress to do anything!

  • Caboose says:

    Kimberly Who is “God”? not all Omnivores are bad. P

  • Firebird says:

    And this gives credibility how? It makes a serious issue look like a goofy freak show for wierdos. Yeah you can do a lot of crazy things to get attention but if it turns people off at first glance that these are wierdos…. Here’s a better idea “FIRE hates KFC.” “FIRE hates KFC’s headquarters.” You think it is that bad for them to be boiling alive innocent beings by the millions so return the favor and make it clear how bad it is. Yes you need to petition congress to pass a law allowing Peta to burn down KFC ………

  • courtney says:

    yeah kfc is shit anyways. get rid of it.

  • Kimberly says:

    Oh you better beware you meateaters you mockers of God. You think Peta Members are Freaks wait till you meet the DEVIL IN HELL. The Bible says “God deliberatly chooses the week and foolish things of the world to CONFOUND the selfconfident FOOLS. And since you clearly haven’t figured this out The Mind The Body The Spirit these three are ONE! You cannot have a heart full of LOVE the Spirit of God and a belly full of Misery and have a shred of morality.

  • Caboose says:

    Soli They eat green herbs red herbs and blue herbs. Zombies that can heal? OH NOES!

  • rojo says:

    Thanks not familiar with US state abbreviations but am surprised to hear of a Moscow in the US. Somehow that makes it all seem a bit sillier.

  • Doug says:

    I think it’s in Moscow Idaho? Hence the “ID”. The “Aurgh grauh…” is Zombie speak? Just a guess….

  • Caboose says:

    But dont hate the panther. It is endangered

  • Soli says:

    Rojo Read the post againthe protest took place in Moscow IDAHO! They definitely speak English. Good job guys! What do Vegan zombies eat? GRRRAAIINS! GRRRAAINS!

  • Misery says:

    I would rather be killed then work at k.f.c.

  • Ray-O says:

    You know who else kills and fs chickens? Panthers!

  • Mars says:

    And PETA wonders why people think their group is full of wackos!

  • Caboose says:

    Resident Evil 6 The KFC Syndicate.

  • Jeni says:

    I’ve heard that KFC boils chickens alive to make feather removal easier. I am admittedly an omnivore but I will NOT be eating KFC again. BOYCOTT THE BASTARDS!!

  • PETA Tango says:

    I agree Id rater be dead then eat chicken. In fact lets make it for real. I say if all PETA members really have a passion on animal rights. We should hurt their KFC Kills Fucks Chickens business by sucide bombing all KFC resturants. We will prove our point for animal rights by giving our lives for our cause and taking out KFC employees and customers from infants to elders. Then they’ll know PETA members are serious not just a bunch of cowards protesting around KFC. ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THEN WORDS. Lets destroy every KFC world wide then the chicken buchers will hear our cause. PETA Forever!!

  • rojo says:

    I doubt those english signs will be particularly effective for the average Moscovite. Note to activists they speakread russian.

  • Ray-O says:

    I’d rather be dead than eat soy chicken.

  • Ariel says:

    Ukranian Pryvitannia! tvaryna aktyvist v moskva Duzhe bahato diaka i otsinka. amerykans’kyy tvaryna aktyvist Greetings! animal activists in Moscow. A great many thanks and appreciation. American animal activist