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‘Win It’ Wednesday: FURminator 2.0

Written by PETA | January 6, 2010

Newsflash: The best sequel of 2009 was not Fast & Furious 4. Nope, the best update on a classic was the revamp of one of the greatest fur-busting tools on the market—the FURminator. As far as brushes for companion animals go, the FURminator 2.0 is like The Godfather II (or New Super Chick Sisters)—it may be the second installment, but it’s the mane event. With a new ergonomic rubber handle and a FURejector button that allows the brush to clean itself, the “deLuxe” FURminator is an awesome advancement in companion-animal hair removal, making life a little nicer for your furniture and for Fido (dogs who are brushed regularly have healthier skin and coats).


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How can you win this groundbreaking gadget? Just pick a movie and come up with a clever title for its animal-themed sequel—like “Catvatar: The Feline Colonization of Pandora.” (Admit it, you’d see it!) We’re giving a FURminator 2.0 to the reader who comes up with wittiest title, so put your linguistic superpowers to work. Come on, I know you can do better than “Catvatar”!

Enter by posting your sequel idea in the comments section. The contest ends on January 20, 2010, and we’ll pick the winners on January 22, 2010. Be sure to read our privacy policy and terms and conditions, as you’re agreeing to both by commenting. Good luck!

Written by Logan Scherer

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  • Neha Kohli says:

    1. Trans’fur’mers The revenge of the Felix 2. There’s something about Furry There’s something about Mary 3. True Bites True Lies 4. Meow in town New in Town 5. Furiday the 13th Friday the 13th 6. Wolfurine Wolverine 7. Lice Age Ice Age Ewww.. oops… 8. Furry Potter Harry Potter 9. Terriers Carriers 10. Furrogtes Surrogates

  • Michael Carpathios says:

    “The Devil Wears Fur”

  • Mark says:

    Goose Bigalow Gander Gigolo Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo

  • Emilie says:

    Lord of the Barking The Two Schnauzers

  • Lynda Hirsekorn says:

    “Planet of the Canines” A logical followup where dogs take off where the apes left off

  • Jan says:

    The Bovine Ultimatum The Bourne Ultimatum Bessy is on the move. She plans to take down the factory farm she broke free from and that took her family away!

  • mairi mackechnie says:

    nohair boy the story of a chinese crested who founds a successful pop band fuzzoff the fbi some terrorists and a poodle parlour chronicles of narnia the lion the bitch and the warthog. sorry.

  • Aditya Sharma says:

    1. The Dogfather The Godfather 2. Kitty Lights City Lights 3. Un’fur’given Unforgiven 4. S’pur’tacus Spartacus 5. A Streetcat Named Desire A Streetcar Named Desire 6. Paws Jaws 7. BenFur BenHur 8. From Hair to CaternityFrom Here to Eternity 9. Furthering HeightsWuthering Heights 10. Rebel Without a Claws Rebel Without a Cause

  • Neha Kohli says:

    1. The Bark Knight The Dark Night 2. Pulp Felixion Pulp Fiction 3. Goodfelix Goodfellas 4. The Lord of Purrings The Felixship of the Ring The Lord of Rings The Fellowship of the Ring 5. Citizen Canine Citizen Kane 6. The Felix The Matrix 7. Furtigo Vertigo 8. The Depurrted The Departed 9. The Purrestige The Prestige 10. Catman Begins Batman Begins

  • Brittany Van Doren says:

    oh yea!

  • Jo says:

    Can I use “SpiderPig” even if the Simpsons already did it ?

  • Marz says:

    Killer Kats From Outer Space Killer Klowns From Outer Space Adventures in Petsitting Adventures in Babysitting …yes I am an 80’s girl.

  • jennie says:

    New Bark new moon

  • Kennedy says:

    All cats go to heaven My Fur Lady My fair lady Get Pet Smart Get Smart Harold and Furmar Harold and Kumar could be about cats on a mission to get cat food instead of riding a couger they would ride a dog or something I love you meow I love you man Haha theres more but the rest is retarded!!

  • Shari says:

    Instead of Star Trek it would be 1 Cat Trek go were no fur ball as gone before! 2 Close Encounters of the Furry Kind sounds alittle naughty! furry cat invaders take over the earth to show mankind who’s really the boss! 3 007 Cat Lifes return of agent Kitty Fur Bond

  • Josefina says:

    Hairballs! Like the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs…it could be a sequel or a remake but with cats and dogs. An imminent hairball threat is upon a planet full of animals. Imagine cats romping in the sandy desert aka giant natural litterbox of the planet Zooidia like Druidia from Spaceballs complete with the Zooish Princess. Barf the Mawg could stay in the movie. Other characters could be Dog Furmitt instead of Dark Helmet and Bone Starr instead of Lone Starr. Instead of the Schwartz the characters could tell everyone to USE THE PETROMALT!!!

  • Addie H says:

    Star Furs Return of the Puppy Star wars return of jedi Tipupic Titanic Catmando Commando Pup Everlasting Tuck Everlasting

  • Darkzzz says:

    THE BARKNIGHT the darkknight GOATRIDER ghostrider WOLFBEARIN wolverine AMERICAN PIG American pie

  • Lauren says:

    Star Paws Episode VThe flea collar strikes back. I really hate starwars but thats all I could think of.

  • Logan says:

    Cloudy with a chance of Furballs

  • Logan says:

    Furlock Homes

  • Lee says:

    CATsablanca “Brush me. Brush me as if it were the last time.”

  • Julia says:

    You Don’t Mess With the Feline It won’t be hard to resist with that coat. I give it five paws.

  • Jessie says:

    The Usual Suspets. A group of rouge animals get thrown into jail for a desperate attempt at finding one of the worlds deadliest criminals. Maxwell NoPaw. Maxwell is suffering from a sad dramatic past losing his family due to budget cuts and gets put in a shelter because of it. And after Maxwell has been in the pound for to long they want to end his life. But he escapes and gets revenge.

  • Annabelle Williams says:

    The Pawprint Redemption Cats and dogs brought up on tough streets end up imprisoned waiting for rehoming. They bond finding solace and eventual redemption before being rehomed with loving owners.

  • Michael Carpathios says:

    “The Dogfather” “Dog” Fido Corleone heads a canine family’s business of covert catnip dealing to subservient cat addicts.

  • Michael says:

    Furminator I’ll Be back

  • Brandy says:

    If ppl know the ramifications of eating at mcd’s and they still want to go there that’s there choice. My biggest concern is are the animals they are using for food and dairy being taken care of in the best possible way and being humanely killed for food. Also is all of the parts of these animals being used. ex. The killing of elephants for just there tusks. We need not for survival tusks from elephants nor do we eat the elephant.

  • Mikaela Ellinger says:

    Fido the 13th.

  • veronica says:

    Dogspotting trainspotting Renton deeply immersed in the Edinburgh dog scene tries to clean up and get out despite the allure of the dogs and influence of friends.

  • Emily Lee says:

    Furlock Holmes The Case of the Missing Litter Box

  • Mike says:

    The Fast and the Furriest!

  • Gades says:

    Furrest Hump The story of a camel’s lifetime…. because every single life is important!

  • Tracy Kroft says:

    The Curious Case of Karoline Kitten a feline version of Benjamin Button with the clone of Morris in the Brad Pitt role

  • Rachel says:

    Transformfurs Revenge of the Fallen Dander

  • Crysta Icore says:

    The PrinceHiss Bride Scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with no legs Eating Rodents of Unusual Size Relocating to the Pit of Despair. True love has never been a snap for snakes in love they have no thumbs. Ahh.. a timeless tail.

  • Corrina Jones says:

    Hungover The Day after Mating

  • tanner says:

    MOOlin Rouge moulin rouge Moolan mulan No Country for Old Dogs Horton Hears a Hoot! Harold Krusty escape from Kennel Bay. thats my best tries lol. I WANT THE PRIZE THO!!!

  • Daniel Sylvester says:

    Apocalypse Meow… or… Apocalypse Bow Wow… or… Apocalypse Cow… or… Apocalypse Sow… or…

  • Sarah Desrochers says:

    The Furminator! I’ll be baack. Terminator

  • Shannon says:

    Hair Ball the animalthemed sequel to Hair Spray

  • Carla Bramlett says:

    This was too easy…The Terminator becomes the FURminator. LOL

  • Autumn says:

    When Hairy Met Sheddy A Romanic Comedy by the FURminator.

  • Kayla says:

    Paranormal Cativity

  • Tracy Hambrick says:

    The Fast and the Furious.

  • Rev. Meg Schramm says:

    Must Love Cats…the sequel to Must Love Dogs. Or how about this…Cats On A Plane here a pair of wild caught lions imprisoned in the cargo hold of a passenger jet enroute to a zoo get escape and get revenge on those who caught them.

  • Michelle Goodman says:

    Lord of the Wings? LOL

  • Trecia Franklin says:

    FURgo Solving the Crime of excess pet Hair.

  • Aneliese says:

    Wow my cat would love this! I’m not too creative but here goes District Feline.

  • Amanda says:

    Catscratchers A World where Everyone is a Feline Lol a parody of “Daybreakers” P