Troops Get Bin Laden Bites

Published November 18, 2009 by PETA Staff. Last Updated April 2, 2024.

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Update: You can now place your order for bin Laden Bites by clicking here. Orders will not ship until January. Proceeds from the chocolate sales will be used for our programs—such as our spay-and-neuter clinic—that help dogs.

I’ve heard my fair share of oxymorons, but never one as (literally) delicious and biting as this one: cruelty-free beheading.

When we heard that our troops in Afghanistan hungered for some chocolate, we jumped at the opportunity to send them some dairy-free delectable delights and even made a tastily topical design just for the occasion:

When the troops sink their teeth into our savory, vegan chocolate Bin Laden Bites, they’ll satisfy their confectionary craving while getting some sweet revenge by taking a bite out of Osama’s head.

Who ever thought that chocolate could be this cathartic?

Written by Logan Scherer

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