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Troops Get Bin Laden Bites

Written by PETA | November 18, 2009

Update: You can now place your order for bin Laden Bites by clicking here. Orders will not ship until January. Proceeds from the chocolate sales will be used for our programs—such as our spay-and-neuter clinic—that help dogs.

I’ve heard my fair share of oxymorons, but never one as (literally) delicious and biting as this one: cruelty-free beheading.

When we heard that our troops in Afghanistan hungered for some chocolate, we jumped at the opportunity to send them some dairy-free delectable delights and even made a tastily topical design just for the occasion:


Bin Laden Bites


When the troops sink their teeth into our savory, vegan chocolate Bin Laden Bites, they’ll satisfy their confectionary craving while getting some sweet revenge by taking a bite out of Osama’s head.

Who ever thought that chocolate could be this cathartic?

Written by Logan Scherer

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  • Keira Nude Upskirt says:

    i’m gonna make my own post about it

  • Joshua F says:

    I’m by no means a vegetarian but I do support humane conditions for Animals. I’m also a Soldier in the U.S Army and have a new found respect for PETA with this clever little snack!! This will seriously raise morale along with awareness among the troops! High Five Guys!

  • Chris Couser says:

    Never thought I would think about PETA after college. I do appreciate humane treatment of people and animals alike. This is true of animals I like ie those on my plate. Iam a former Marine headed back to Afghan. an am laughing deep inside over your B. Laden Bites. Leaving in Jan. maybe I can order some when I get there. Best in all your endeavours PETA.

  • Nicola says:

    PETA you are so flippin amazing!! i’ve got a ton of my friends to sign up to PETA and to pledge to be fur free!! D without you PETA i don’t know where animals would be!

  • Julie says:

    I first heard about this and thought it was a good idea. I am a veteran and appreciate the intent of it. But like stated previously chocolate melts no matter if it is Vegan or not. I was reading some other posts on this and some people were upset that PETA were using such a villian as the design but I like to make playonwords so I understand the stand point. Being a veteran I understand the other side as well. You have to have a sense of humor to understand the intent of these chocolate pieces. For those that oppose the use of bin Laden you might want to consider the Twin Towers… remind the troops why they are there in the first place.

  • Abigail Peck says:

    Haha I love it. Laughing and eating chocolate? Can’t beat it D

  • Jonah says:

    I love PETA so very much. And I second Mary Patricia’s idea!

  • Rev. Meg Schramm says:

    How about Michael Vick Dog Treats in 5 shapes and flavors Michael Vick’s face rear arm knee and calf? PETA can pick the flavors.

  • Andrew says:

    I want to preface my statement by informing everyone here that my intentions are to provide positive constructive criticism. I am all for veganism in fact I am currently working towards being vegan and I think it’s great that PETA wants to provide vegan products. However I am wondering if that cocoa and sugar is fair trade. If it is then you should state it is and promote fair trade products! If it isn’t then perhaps in the future PETA should support fair trade. I feel as though if PETA were to do otherwise they’d be contradicting their philosophy about being humane moral human beings. Anyways thank you for reading my post. I sincerely appreciate you taking the time to read it.

  • Mac says:

    PETA YOU CAN’T SEND CHOCOLATE TO THE TROOPS IN CARE PACKAGES! IT MELTS! Do you guys even understand what goes into care packages? This isn’t an attack on troops it’s just common sense here.

  • Mary Patricia says:

    Thankyou PETA for doing this for the troops. I love you even more now.

  • Brien Comerford says:

    That’s motivational savory healthy and crueltyfree.

  • simara says:

    that is so awesome especially since you made them Vegan!! I wish a person in military was given the option to be Vegan sadly they are not as I learned from being very close with a Marine.It is nearly impossible to be Vegan in the military even their training forces people to kill animals..I wish Peta or anyone could send Vegan food to military and there was an option for those who did not want to participate in torturing or murdering animals

  • vegancoin says:

    PETA you have definitely outdone yourself surely you see the contradictions inherent here. “As long as there are slaughterhouses there will be battlefields.” Leo Tolstoy

  • Alicia says:

    Ha I love it!!! I will be ordering!

  • Shari says:

    I can’t stop laughting! PETA I think you out did yourself on this one! Do you have the Mike Vick chocolate treats coming soon!

  • Carla* says:

    You guys are too funny and the best!!