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Super Meat Boy Meets His Match

Written by PETA | December 1, 2010

For the uninitiated, Super Meat Boy is a video game in which an anthropomorphic meatball bounces around on a mission to save his girlfriend, Bandage Girl, from the evil Dr. Fetus. PETA’s new parody game, Super Tofu Boy, skewers Super Meat Boy for its limp pro-meat message.

Super Tofu Boy begins when Bandage Girl dumps Meat Boy for the irresistible Tofu Boy. (With Meat Boy’s bad breath, buzzing flies, and high cholesterol, who can blame her?) After all, everyone knows that vegetarians make better lovers. Meat Boy—a vengeful, bloody cube of rotting animal flesh—doesn’t take well to being dumped, so he kidnaps Bandage Girl.

You must help Tofu Boy through the Slaughterhouse, the perils of McCruelty, and the Bacon Factory to save Bandage Girl.

Beat the game to save your girlfriend!

 

Bounce off walls and avoid obstacles to reach your girlfriend at the end of each level.

 

Watch out for flying meatballs, flames, and spinning blades along the way.

Play the game now. Just one warning: The game may not be easy, but it’s addictive and fun. Enjoy!

Written by Joel Bartlett

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  • toptoptop009 says:

    I’m sorry to say, but you people need to understand that

    It

    Is

    Just

    A

    GAME.

    He’s a boy without skin. Not actual meat stuck together. I’m guessing it’s somewhere near the same thing with bandage girl. You guys complain TOO MUCH about the stupidest things, and I’m not lying. Out of all things you decide to complain about, you complain about Mario’s Tanooki suit WHICH HE HAD FOR YEARS? Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love animals, but you guys are tackling the WRONG THINGS. And this is coming from a 14- year old. They should make a new organization and shut down PETA, because obviously you guys don’t know what you’re doing.

  • EricV says:

    You know whats really funny, this isnt changing anything. Super Meat Boy as grossed so much money since it came out, theyre laughing all the way to the bank.

  • Smarter Than All Of You says:

    Pro-meat message? Really? Just because it stars an anthromorphic piece of meat doesn’t mean its propaganda for meat.

  • AndreaD says:

    xD AndrewP that’s awesome; I wish I had your willpower! PETA, I can’t wait to get home and try this out. I really loved the Momma game where you prepare a turkey then you prepare a tofurky!

  • Matoking says:

    They just added Tofu Boy to the game. Try beating any level with him.

  • AndrewP says:

    Its a pity you dont offer a Linux version. It means that I wont be downloading it or playing it, as our household doesn’t use or support proprietary software that locks you in to unprincipled contracts. :(

  • ChloeV says:

    Meat Boy isn’t made out of meat, he’s an actual boy. He just doesn’t have any skin.

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