Those Pesky Olsen Twins

Published February 28, 2007 by PETA Staff. Last Updated January 11, 2018.

< 1 min read

The dreaded Olsen Twins have been spotted again, hiding their evil, flinty little eyes behind dark glasses and draping their malformed bodies in the skins of tortured animals. No need to hide your children and bar the windows just yet, though, as our dashing hero, PETA VP Dan Mathews, has come to the rescue with a trademark snarky comment:

“Maybe their granny left them those ratty furs. They should have buried the coats with her.”

If you do happen to come across Ashley or Mary Kate in a dark alley somewhere, it’s important not to panic. But do be sure to call animal control immediately if it looks like any of those minks are still alive. And if you happen to run into Dan Mathews, try not to be sassy with him. It never goes well.

TMZ has the full story.

Get PETA Updates

Recent Posts

peta2 rewards illustration of animals with pastel background

Calling All Young People: Help Animals and Win Exclusive Rewards—Here’s How!

Taking action for animals is its own reward, but if you’re between the ages of 13 and 24, you can also earn exclusive perks with peta2. Here’s how to join for free today.

Take Action

although not at a Johns Hopkins lab, this beagle kept behind bars for experimentation shows how nearly 65,000 dogs are imprisoned in U.S. laboratories each year

Lab Horrors at Johns Hopkins: NIH Flubs Investigation; PETA Urges Action

Heard about the horrific history of animal testing in Johns Hopkins labs? PETA reveals how the university is getting away with murder—and who their accomplice is.

Take Action

Horse Dies on Track at Ocala Breeders’ Sales Auction—PETA Investigator Assaulted, Robbed by Staff for Filming

A 2-year-old horse just died on the track at an Ocala Breeders’ Sales show auction—find out why track staff assaulted a PETA investigator for filming this avoidable carnage.

Take Action

Alicia and Bear Silverstone run out of a biology lab with several frogs. Text reads "Cut Class, Not Frogs! Empower your kids to say NO to animal dissection"

Why Animal Dissection Is So Last Century: Alicia Silverstone and Bear Speak Out

Alicia Silverstone’s message is clear: It’s time to say, “As if!” to animal dissection and embrace a compassionate and effective way to teach biology.

Take Action

White House Egg Roll Used 64,000 Eggs Amid Rising Bird Flu Fears

Should the White House be using eggs in the annual egg roll amid the biggest bird flu outbreak in history? PETA cracks down on the vile egg industry.

Take Action