OMG WTF, Vegan Candles?!
So every now and then, we have these meetings at PETA where everyone in my department talks about the new animal-friendly features they have lined up for the website, and we brainstorm a few good ways to promote them on the Internet. The highlight of these meetings is always when my good friend Mylie starts raving about her latest project and we all make fun of her. Mylie, bless her heart, is the kind of girl who brings in, like, lotus nuts and fennel seeds for everyone to snack on at work, and while I haven’t been able to substantiate this rumor yet, it’s possible that she may have been raised on a commune. Anyway, the point of all this is that Mylie is even more pumped than usual about her new “DIY Vegan Candles” giveaway (yes, apparently not only is there such a thing as a vegan candle, but it’s possible to actually construct one yourself somehow … out of soy), so I thought I’d give her feature a little love on the blog. To be fair to Mylie, the giveaway is doing really well so far, and—though I hate myself for saying this—the candles actually look kind of cool. So there you have it—you can enter to win some kickass DIY, 100 percent vegan, soy candles here. If you don’t want to do it for the animals, do it for Mylie.