Obama’s Turkey Pardon: Malia and Sasha to the Rescue!
When President Obama received this year’s lucky turkey to be pardoned, he had some brow-raising reservations: “I’m told Presidents Eisenhower and Johnson actually ate their turkeys. You can’t fault them for that; that’s a good-looking bird,” he said.
Malia and Sasha’s response? No. He. Couldn’t.
“Thanks to the interventions of Malia and Sasha—because I was planning to eat this sucker—’Courage’ will also be spared this terrible and delicious fate,” he said.
Written by Logan Scherer
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