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Madonna Vs. Mariah

Written by PETA | May 1, 2008

In case you missed it, there’s a Battle of the Divas going on in the media right now. Mothra Madonna is evidently trying to throw down with Mariah Carey to see who’s the most popular. Which means that it’s time to either take sides or get out of the way … and I want to take this opportunity to officially throw the weight of the world’s largest animal rights organization (that’s us) behind our girl Mariah, with whom—to use the immortal words of Ol’ Dirty Bastard (RIP)—we go back like babies and pacifiers. Here’s my argument for why Mariah blows Madonna out of the water in this competition:

  1. When a Russian tycoon gave Mariah Carey a pair of outrageously expensive fur coats in a misguided attempt to show her what a big fan he was, she immediately donated the coats to PETA for us to give to the homeless. Roughly around the same time, Madonna was photographed trouncing around London in about $70,000 worth of dead chinchillas.
  2. A whole lot more people are buying Mariah’s new album than are buying Madonna’s. Which kind of settles it, just in case my first point didn’t do the trick for you.

So there you have it. The forces of good prevail, while the groovy soundtrack of “Touch My Body” plays in the background. If you know of any other Diva competitions that need a’refereeing, just let me know. I’m always happy to help out.

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Image credits: DailyMail, the-planets / CC

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  • markus says:

    Madonna’s songs are more of depth and meaning compared to mariah’s high school breakup songs that’s more common from one of her albums to another. Madonna’s ‘VOGUE’ cannot even be compared closely to any of mariah’s lame songs. MADONNA rules globally! The Pop Queen rules.

  • Andy says:

    I totally love MAriah, but when you enter “fur” “Mariah Carey” into Google, you get a lot of pictures of her wearing fur too.

  • KIM says:

    Who is madonna? Mariah Carey is the queen of pop.

  • Curt says:

    I realize this blog entry was written a few years back, but I love it! Stay fur-free, Mariah. You rock!

  • whoriah sux says:

    madonna is the queen

  • john says:

    There really is no comparison here. MARIAH is a singer MADONNA is an icon. Mariah is a pop singer Madonna has been studied in Gender and Cultural Studies and has transformed the way we think about sex religion and other social taboos. Let Mariah sing and let MADONNA transform the world!

  • Lydia says:

    aww mariah gives coats to the homeless and not for publicity thats so kind the only celeb I’ve seen that is charitable when it isnt comic relief day GO MARIAH D

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