Lettuce Lady Livens Up LAX

I’m willing to bet my Tofutti Cuties that these TSA employees managed to get a (visual) full-body scan.

Can you say “bombshell” in an airport? Fans of Meet the Parents probably agree that it wouldn’t be wise, and after the Christmas Day attempt to blow up a Detroit-bound airplane, I’m not sure. But I’ve no doubt that’s what United Airways passengers were thinking as they feasted their eyes on PETA’s Lettuce Lady yesterday. Our lavish lady was at LAX, sharing her lifesaving message, her charms, and Tofurky sandwiches with hungry fliers en route to Detroit.

Passengers at the gate ate up our Lettuce Lady’s lifesaving message—and sandwiches.

While most Americans will never fall victim to a terrorist attack, those who consume pepperoni and provolone increase their risk of succumbing to other killers (heart attacks, cancer, or strokes) to one in four or less. The best security for airline travelers (and everyone else) is to jettison meat, eggs, and dairy products from their diets.

Written by Karin Bennett