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KFC’s Witness Protection Program

Written by PETA | March 26, 2008

The guys who run gave one of the most inspired and hilarious talks at South by Southwest this year, and, when they gave away burgers to everyone in the crowd at the end of the discussion, they made a point of providing lots of veggie burgers, which I thought was very decent of them. I know I’m not the only person in the office who’s a devotee of the site, because a ton of people have been sending me this little gem, which they posted yesterday.

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  • Rose Corletto. says:

    I live in charleston .south carolina and I will tell you this sadly here people just dont care what they eat or where the food comes from I have told people about kfc and they sayi dont wanna hear it ..or i dont care their still in business sadly .people just dont care here much about animals or chickens and animals of that sort.for them they are just real sad when no one cares but you.

  • Lisa says:

    Good im glad someone cares! Thats great!

  • Sita says:

    I’m just a random but I like to say A defenceless creatures dead tortured carcass. A bit long but disturbs many meat eaters I know.

  • Coleen says:

    Does anyone remember the old SNL? The Coneheads called eggs and bacon chicken embryos and shredded swine flesh. Talk about calling a spade a spade! I think a lot of people are turned off of KFC because of all the negative publicity that has been circling around the internet. Anything that works is fine by me just close those bastards down.

  • Tamara says:

    Susannah I usually don’t call it “pig” I usually say “dead pig”… That really makes everyone happy… P

  • Mike Quinoa says:

    Good work Susannah! The way to the heart is through the stomach?

  • Susannah Sulzman says:

    Unfortunately I can’t report that our KFC’s are closing down but I did have a minisuccess at Easter with the inlaws. They were serving pig they call it hamand asked me to bring the veggies as usual because they know that my son and I don’t eat meat. This time I brought two vegan casseroles that EVERYONE thought were delicious and those dishes were all gone before anything else on the table! I was asked for recipes. Hm. Sometimes something clicks a small thing I realize but every little bit…?

  • Carla says:

    OK you guys and gals I have to tell you something… Another KFCTacotime same building “SHUT” there doors down!! This is the second one in two months!! Vandalism maybe? Too much pressure “NOT” making enough money!? People are realizing their health is more important up here? Who knows!! But “HURRAY” anyway!!! Is anyone eles having the same success??

  • lynda downie says:

    P.S.Just as long as he wasn’t distressed in getting that shot that is!

  • lynda downie says:

    Awwwwww! ain’t that cute! And smart!

  • anonymous says:

    First I would like to say Newport aquarium is a bad place. I am a vet and am very concerned about their fish. Their fish are developing zoochosis and their glass aquariums are very dirty. Second I would like to thank PETA for everything you do.

  • Beth Hein says:

    Please contact me concerning a zoo in Mississippi that we would like to have investigated. There are litigations I’ve been told for several years filed on this zoo but so far there are still animals in horrible condition here. We would like to see you involved.