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Interview With a Panda

Written by PETA | April 12, 2007

The Onion struck a blow against the cruel confinement of animals in zoos this week by broadcasting a chilling interview with Yun Mei, a panda who has finally had enough. And yes, in case you’re wondering, I do get all my news from The Onion. I find tragedy much more palatable when they funny it up. Thanks again, Onion!

Panda Demands Abortion

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  • Anonymous says:

    Obviously this is a sham a hoax if you will.

  • Rich says:

    Man people are such gullible smacktards. Funny stuff. I spent most of the time reading the scrolling captions at the bottom though. I especially liked the one about curing gambling addiction with heroin.

  • Dianna says:

    I still can’t help but wonder how Katie Bowen knows what this panda is saying.All though I believe in all animals living free in thier own habitat But Katie knowing what the panda is saying…..Well I find it hard to believe. I mean really…Do you really think this is the real thing? Although I do feel sorry for the panda.

  • Larry Buck says:

    you guys do know what “the onion” is right? read the captions below the video how would the panda know what “hell” is? “panda behavior expert”? this is just some of the great satire included in this video and you guys took it seriously?

  • Katie says:

    This is a hoax duh!!! C’mon guys.

  • KathyF says:

    Satire. Look it up.

  • pandaqueen says:

    This has NOTHING to do with a ‘panda wanting an abortion’ it’s about the fact that she want’s OUT of the zoo animal prison and hates the thought of her precious baby having the same awful life! BAN ALL ANIMAL PRISONS!!!

  • kiomi brittle says:

    This is PATHETIC! Why not give this panda what it wants? If it doesn’t want the baby then why force her to have a baby? Us as humans have the right to abort or keep our infants and we don’t want certain lives for our children so why for this beautiful panda to do this? This is CRUEL and UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!!! Give her the right to choose. Us as humans have already taken her life from her basically so therefore we should respect her wishes. I know you saved her from the wild as far as poachers and trying to perserve the pandas but you are torchering her just like she would be torchered in the wild. Would you want to be impregnated by force? If you were raped would you have a baby by your rapist? No you wouldn’t so think about what you are doing and stop being so selfish.

  • Franco says:

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ! this made me cry so bad !!! i hate zoos ! i’ve been in one oncei hate them soooo much !

  • Marisela Rivera says:

    OMG! I feel so bad I want to be kept in touch to see what happens to Yun Mei. It made me feel like crying. Seriously. It is so amazing that Katie Bowen understood what Yun Mei was saying. Those words just touched my me.