Even a Lame Duck Can Lend Turkeys a Hand
Avid fans of The PETA Files will have already watched the message recorded by PETA’s “President Bush” in which he showcases his support for turkeys, right? Right. So, you know that our real president has less than two months left as “The Deciderer.” That’s not a lot of time, but it’s enough to make a difference for at least two lives.
In this letter dispatched to the real President Bush, PETA President Ingrid E. Newkirk asks him to send this year’s “pardoned” turkeys to a proper Washington, D.C.–area sanctuary rather than to a theme park or working farm, where pardoned turkeys are traditionally sent and where they usually die from their painful genetic defects within the first year—or even within days of arrival.
You’ve probably guessed that pardoned turkeys aren’t as “blessed” as this tradition hints at. Like all factory-farmed turkeys, the birds are pumped full of drugs and bred to grow so large so fast that their little legs aren’t able to support their massive, unnatural size. As a result, the birds suffer crippling injuries and painful deformities—serious and sometimes fatal conditions that theme parks and working farms don’t handle appropriately. Footage released earlier this month from an undercover investigation at a turkey factory farm in West Virginia shows the tremendous stress put on these birds’ bodies and the pure hell these animals are put through.
So, President Bush, please give these birds a fighting chance rather than a sad show for the nation, and in return, we’ll send you and your family a delicious cruelty-free Thanksgiving meal including Tofurky, meat-free stuffing, and all-American vegan apple pie with vanilla soy ice cream. Oh, and as a bonus, we’ll try to forget some of your pronunciation slips and speech mishaps through the years. After all, Thanksgiving is about forgiveness and giving thanks.
Posted by Jennifer Cierlitsky