OK, maybe not, but leave it to the sellers of tortured cows to try to grab attention by claiming that it's "National Hamburger Day."(Déjà vu, anyone?) How about we hijack this "holiday" and replace it with one called "National Free-of-Rotting-Flesh Burger Day?" OK, so that might be a little wordy, but no worries: The most important decision to make is below:

If your fave isn't listed, include it in the comments section below. Now, would you care for some grilled onions and avocado slices with that?

Written by Karin Bennett

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I got a story the other day through my “Super Bowl” Google alert that kind of surprised me. The story is about legendary San Francisco 49er QB Joe Montana having high blood pressure, but check out his great quote: "I would never have ordered a veggie burger before, but I just love a good veggie burger now," he says. "It's strange how your tastes change when you put your mind to it."

Some people do it to stop cruelty to animals, some for the environment, and others to fight world hunger. And some eat veggie meals purely out of self interest. Whatever, I still think it’s pretty cool that Joe Cool is eating veggie burgers these days.

Here are some of our favorites, Joe.