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Ladies, if you'll give me a moment alone with the men …?
OK, I know this is kind of an uncomfortable subject, but just between us guys, it's important that you know about this new study, which found that a diet high in saturated fat—which is abundant in meat and dairy products—can damage your sperm. Dude, I know, right? So unless you want your little guys in top hats to be walking with a permanent limp, it's time to man up and go vegan. Not only will it help keep your little buddies healthy, it can also help keep your love life lively, as these fellows discovered.
Written by Jeff Mackey
According to a UPI story from earlier this week, researchers at Spain's University of Murcia announced that they had found that "men who eat large amounts of meat and full fat dairy products have lower seminal quality" than those who eat more fruits and vegetables.
Yep, the trick to improving erectile projectile apparently has to do with consuming plant foods rich in anti-oxidants.
And, while I'm not quite sure what constitutes "high quality" semen, my guess is that it has something to do with men's lil' guys' being strong swimmers. So, fellas, think of it this way: Would you rather eat your veggies and have sperm that swims like Michael Phelps or chow down on burgers and have sperm that flails like a toddler in his floaties?
The choice is yours, boys.
Written by Amy Elizabeth
We could have called this "Reason #782 to Go Vegetarian," but you probably wouldn't have clicked on that. And no, we're not just flashing the sex card to try to get your attention (OK, we were), but this is dead serious—as dead, apparently, as the sperm of obese men.
Here's the scoop: Earlier this week, an article about researchers at the University of Aberdeen in the U.K. reported that "obese men have worse sperm than normal-weight men." The researchers analyzed sperm samples from more than 5,000 men and found that, in the words of the news article, "[f]at men had a 60 percent higher chance of having a low volume of semen" and "a 40 percent higher chance of having some sperm abnormalities."
Monty Python told us that every sperm is sacred, but apparently, some sperm is abnormally sacred. Who knew?
So what does this have to do with dietary choices? Well, loyal readers of The PETA Files will recall that vegetarians are slimmer than nonvegetarians, weighing on average 20 to 30 percent less than their meat-eating counterparts. In other words, meat-eaters tend to be heavier than vegetarians, are more likely to be obese, and are more likely to have inferior sperm. Add to this the fact that the saturated fat and cholesterol that clog the arteries of meat-eaters clog arteries leading to all the organs (including what Steve Martin called that "special purpose" one), and it's no wonder that this lovely lady hates men's guts:
And that this lovely woman seems, well, like she's particularly fond of her vegetables!
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