Written by PETA
I know I've been going on ad nauseam about my little April Fools joke, but did you see Ecorazzi’s? Pretty funny, I think. And obviously a joke, right?
Obvious to most of us, but not all. My friend Allie actually screamed with excitement when she thought Paris Hilton was doing an ad for us. I don’t remember her exact words, but they were something like “Really?! Holy COW! Like, oh my god!” I actually felt bad breaking the news to her that the ad wasn’t going to happen, but I felt worse about the ridicule she received from the entire marketing department for the rest of the day.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t feel THAT bad, which is why I’m sharing the beautiful story with thousands of people on the Internet. Nice work, Ecorazzi. There's a sucker born every minute, but our Allie is one in a million.
My friend Allie, who sits at the desk next to me at the office, left work early a couple of days ago and asked me if I could finish up one of her projects for her. She hasn't been in the office since then, and I just kind of assumed that she was taking a well-deserved vacation. At least that's what I thought until our Burberry Campaign Coordinator sent me these pictures from an Orlando demonstration this morning. That's Allie in the middle on the right—and no, that's not what she normally wears to work. Way to go, Allie!
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