When boyfriends go vegan, sexy videos go viral. "Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me" is PETA's cautionary tale of what can happen when men stop clogging up the blood vessels to all their organs (and not just the heart!) with meat and dairy products. More than 3 million people have watched so far as narrator Kevin Nealon gives frank advice about living with BWVAKTBOOM, quickly skyrocketing the video to become one of the most watched of the year.

Help protect your friends by sharing the BWVAKTBOOM video. And be careful out there.

Did the film 2012 give you nightmares? Have you made plans for worldwide apocalypse yet? If not, check it: The Vivos Group is selling spots in fully stocked disaster-proof underground bunkers, complete with power systems, water wells, waste disposal, gym equipment—the works.

There would be little reason to survive, say, a nuclear holocaust, only to die of heart disease or a stroke, so PETA sent the Vivos Group an urgent letter explaining the health benefits of a vegan diet and asking the firm to stock its bunkers with healthy plant-based foods. Plus, a post-apocalyptic vegan diet would spare any surviving animals more terror by making sure that they aren't exploited and killed for food.

I don't know about you, but I'm not the world-rebuilding type—after Hurricane Ike, I was barely able to survive for nine days without electricity. But daily life is plenty challenging, and choosing vegan foods over meat, milk, and eggs can give us a significant advantage. So don't wait for Armageddon to make the switch to a better diet!

Written by Jeff Mackey