'Win It' Wednesday: Colonel Sanders Bobblehead

not much of a gentleman are you...have you driven behind the traps those chickens are tortued in? I f i won that bobblehead I would flick your head back and forth like you crack their necks and put it on my work desk to remind others not to eat at your establishments...besides the last time I ate years ago I was hospitalized for food posioning yep true in the 90's in vegas totally sick and needed an iv never ate there again

I would simply say......."May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose!".

Good day Mr. Sanders I found this letter and would appreciate you taking the time to read it. "I talked to my daughter today. I know she didn't want to go to camp but I never thought she would resort to telling ridiculous stories to get out of it! 'Apparently' she has gotten quite chubby and believes the owners are trying to get her fat! She went on to say because she is so huge she broke her legs while trying to stand up "so please mum come and pick me up!" That's my little drama queen grins and rolls eyes. Oh there are many more... People are going missing from camp no where to be found and never returning. Here's a good one. Apparenlty the lodge next door turns all who enter insane! Ha! I know... The residents go balistic she says and claw each other to death. She said that the owners even cut their noses off! Here's one more for you before I have to go... She told me there's rumor of the owners being serial killers who will drug you skin you alive and then cut off your extremities then they eat them! Yuck I know! Where does she get this stuff? Becki is so creative. Always has been with that active imagination of hers. Anyways I'm leaving tomorrow to pick her up from camp...if she's still alive LOL! I called her three days ago and she told me if I don't come to get her that very minute she will be dead by the time I arrive. Sigh I almost feel bad for making her attend camp this year but it's good for her. The fresh air and other kids to play with will do her well. Bye for now." On a side note Becki was found two days later in a dumpster behind the camp grounds. She suffered severe multiple lacerations to her face and body. Her neck was broken and it is believed she was in a lucid state for hours before being discovered. She died two hours later in emergency. The camp was found to have disgusting and dismal conditions which wouldn't be fit for an even an animal. Feces were strewn about. Corpses were found rotting among the living quarters. Occupants were subjected to daily mental and physical torture. Many suffered from extreme lifethreatening infection due to their injuries. The camp is now closed and the owners are due to attend court on charges of slaughter and indecency to a body. I admit Mr. Saunders this isn't a real letter. Infact I made the whole thing up. But I wrote it in hopes you after a moment of deep thought might answer me one simple question Would you want your grandaughter going to this camp? If not please consider the parallel between this letter to your manufacturing facilities. Animals may not be capaple of mastering astrophysics or even forming a sentence but they too have pain sensors and are capable of making bonds with others human and animal alike. Just like you and me. Please prove you are a kind and humane man and reconsider your method of practice. I know you are. Thank you kindly for your time.

Sir You were an innovator in your time serving what at the time was considered a wholesome affordeble meal to families. You made a fortune doing so. It is time to be innovative again. A vegetable based meal from an establishment that has proven its ability to deliver food quickly is sorely needed. Become a part of this country's future instead of being a part of the disease bacteria and antibiotic infected past. Let me know when you're opening the first KFT Kentucky Fried Tofu and I'll be the first one in line. P.S. Try adding Nutritional Yeast to the 11 herbs and spices!

KFC Killing fracking chickens